NOBODY ASKED ME, BUT...

by
Stan Cohen
for

MARCH 13

Westminster is having Wal-Mart build a new store along with
many other new stores at the corner of Beach Blvd. and the Garden
Grove (22) Freeway. This complex should be opened for the
Christmas shopping season further driving nails into the coffin
of the Huntington Beach Mall just 2.5 miles away. When is this
city going to stop beating a dead horse and start planning
something, not just a movie complex!...

Recently, I prepared our Income Tax returns and sent them
off. Pat and I had to pay $129 to the Federal Government but are
to receive a $13 refund from the State. Pat said I could keep
the refund from the state for my fee as the tax preparer...

This month, the main Huntington Beach Library on Talbert
Avenue is featuring a painting and photographer display by
Richard Keyes, the noted landscape painter and Jacqueline
Dvorman, the famed photographer. Pat and I were really intrigued
by this exhibition...

And speaking of libraries, the Fountain Valley Library on
Los Alamos St. is still closed for repairs to the roof and walls.
It should re-open on Monday, March 24...

I rarely, if ever agree with Tom Logan and his CBI (Citizens
Bureau of Investigation) cronies. But this time, Mr. Logan has
hit upon an idea that even HE has to admit is far-fetched. Mr.
Logan suggested all taxpayers vote on whether the City of
Huntington Beach should sell water to Koll, the developers of
the Bolsa Chica. If it should happen, every time a developer
builds a house the public would have to vote whether it's OK to
sell the new owners water...

My "Cohen's Kernel" for this week is never go to a tax
preparer who, as his/her fee, charges a certain percentage of
what he or she gets for you as a refund. They will undoubtedly
"fiddle with the figures" to increase your refund thereby
increasing his or her fee. Remember, you as the taxpayer are
responsible, not the preparer...

Did you see where the Orange County Transportation District
(OCTA) has delayed many projects in the County? Maybe OCTA was
waiting for Ronald S. Rubino, the former budget director accused
of criminal wrongdoing (related to the Orange County bankruptcy)
to be available. Mr. Rubino was hired to watch our "Measure M"
money; talk of the "fox guarding the hen house"...

A couple of columns ago, I asked my doctor daughter from
Durham to share her Green bay Packer winnings with her poor old
Dad. Upon receiving a copy of that column, she telephoned and
said, "...this phone call is your share."...

Pat and I HATE the nickname for Huntington Beach, "Surf
City". It conger's up teens "riding the waves" all day with not
a care in the world. The name "Surf City" was a mis-guided
attempt to commercialize the beach front as well as the surfing

opportunities in this city. There is much more to HB than just
"surf". What about the people and their libraries?...

In my June 20 column of last year, I wrote, "...the Fountain
Valley City Council made a mistake in turning down the State's
almost $80,000 gift to have police motorcycles in our town."
Last Tuesday, led by our new policeman council member Chuck
Conlosh and our senior statesman Guy Carrozzo, the Council voted
4-1 (Mayor John Collins dissenting) to right this wrong and
accept the State's "gift" and put 4 motorcycles on the streets of
this city. It's about time...

Since we are season ticket holders to the Huntington Beach
Playhouse, last week Pat and I saw "The Man Who Came To Dinner".
Bad choice for us as well as management. Even though the actors
tried hard, the 60 year old play did not have the humorous lines
found in other plays. We left at intermission...

My brother Ed from New Jersey writes, "Life Insurance keeps
us poor all our lives so we can die rich." And, "...nowadays,
hoodlums don't ask you the time, they just take your watch."...